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So, our heroes take off down the road. You can barely seem them through all this fog. | |
And they come to a gate. | |
Kazuo and Taguchi get out of the car, because somebody insisted on filming every exciting second of this. | |
Pointless scene of Akiko poking her head out the window. | |
Y'know, Kaz, it might be easier if you left all that crap in the car? I don't think there's any reason not to leave it with the girls. Unless it's porn. Then yes, keep it away from them. | |
Taguchi gets impatient. Then again, if I were standing next to someone tried to untie a chainlink knot with a notebook in his arms and a wad of paper in his hands, I'd get him off it as soon as possible. | |
Break what? | |
Taguchi does what Kazuo was just doing. | |
...shakes the gate... | |
...and easily pulls the chain off. So wait, they didn't bother locking the place up, just wound a chain around the front gate? | |
Kazuo is an easily impressed man. | |
"Hoo boy, I'm such an idiot." | |
More fog, and a surprisingly well defined road for being closed off for thirty years. | |
Akiko takes a glance out the window. You couldn't tell with all the trees in the way, but there's a mansion somewhere in there. | |
"Taguchi, your driving's making me sick!" | |
And he plows straight through a chinsy wooden barrier. | |
"Damn, blast it! It will not time travel when you hit 88 miles an hour! Slow down!" | |
"Are we there yet?" | |
One by one, they come into formation, and just stand there. | |
Ooh, spooky. | |
"Here. You know where to ram it." | |
Asuka examines the key like she has no concept of what it is, or what it does. | |
"Why don't you?" | |
So she does, but when she tries to open the door she finds it's jammed or blocked or something. | |
"You said Akiko was stripping." | |
So, having failed, Asuka sits down and lets Kazuo come in to check out the door... | |
...while Taguchi goes around the back... | |
...and pulls down a boarded up window. | |
Meanwhile, Kazuo, Emi, and Akiko are all on the door while Asuka does who knows what with her eye. | |
I dunno. Kazuo's paranoid about breaking worthless stuff. | |
Kazuo: Give me strength... | |
Kazuo spits on his hands. You can clearly hear the "pit-poot!". Guess he needed somewhere to spit after Asuka's idiocy, and he thought doing it in his hands made him look cool. | |
Now he charges the door. The instant he starts the charge, Taguchi opens it from the other side. | |
Upon noticing his teammate, Kazuo puts his hands out and collides into Taguchi palms first. Remember what he did about two seconds ago? Eeeeewwww... | |
May I have this dance? | |
Kazuo dusts himself off, or maybe just wiping off what he didn't slop onto Taguchi's coat. I don't know. | |
Get used to this shot. A lot of the movie's going to start looking like this. | |
The top picture is from the movie, the bottom one was taken from Midnighteye.com. I'm not sure where they got it from, because it's from a different angle, and zoomed out. This is the only scene that even remotely resembles the picture. Just thought I'd mention that. | |
You've just entered the mansion? What about the other four? Ungrateful little... er-ahem... | |
And that's how Kazuo likes his burritos - covered in dust. | |
"Hm, now that you mention it, it DOES smell like mildew in here." | |
"And let's hope some French guy hasn't put a door in it." | |
It's Asuka's voice, idiot. | |
Wait, he just died in the mansion, and his body sat around and rotted? No wonder it smells so funky in here. | |
"I see your lips moving, but all I hear is blah-blah-blah..." | |
Er... then how did anyone know Ichirou's last fresco was in here? | |
This time, it's not Asuka. | |
"Wow, that's even more annoying than me!" | |
Oh, I get it! Pickleman's still empying his shoe! | |
Please let it fall on Asuka, please let it fall on Asuka... | |
Erm, you missed. | |
Dammit Asuka, you just squished Kazuo. | |
Oh, guess not. | |
And Asuka, if you ever scream like that again, we're beating you with shovels! | |
Considering the stuff's all over in the air, I'm not sure what good it's going to do you. | |
Due to the lighting, you can't really tell what Kazuo's doing, but the minute he finishes commenting on dusting himself off, Taguchi stumbles. Think what you will of it. | |
The entire movie takes place in two actual rooms, a hallway, the area by the Memorial Tower, and the furnace. For being a mansion, it's pretty damn cramped. | |
"Hey neat! The furniture's still here! I call the recliner!" | |
"Y'know, Taguchi's coat looks so great, let's take a moment to turn our lights to it and stare in awe while he's not looking!" | |
Did they find it? | |
"Could this be it?" | |
"Wooooowwww..." | |
"I could really go for a donut right now." | |
"OMG WTF!" | |
Johnny? | |
Nope, the fresco! |
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