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Following the leader, the leader, the leader... | |
The picture quality makes it looke like Kazuo came in with the BFG 9000. | |
A gate, kind of like in the game's dungeon. | |
Inside the gate? Man, what am I saying. | |
"By, uh, punching I guess?" | |
And Mura comes up to a cheap prop door. | |
The gate predictably closes on its own behind them. | |
"LET US OUT! YOU CAN HAVE EMI, JUST SPARE US!" | |
After a little bit of pointless shaking, Akiko gets the light. | |
The door flies open, and a strong wind blows Mura onto his back and putting his feet up in the air for the third time. | |
I'll blame that one on the subbers as well. | |
Actually, the furnace ROOM is at the end of the hall. | |
Kazuo still acts like the light's going to do anything. | |
Well, okay, so it lights up the wall. | |
She's not an elecronics wizard, dude. She can't just snap her fingers and control the lights. | |
"Well, it's not me." | |
Um, Kazuo and Akiko, or Lady Mamiya? | |
"Memories of burning your child to death!" | |
"She doesn't even know how to feed herself yet!" | |
In the game, using the Photo against Mamiya made the character say something like this. The photo shows her when she was alive thirty years ago. Here, it's kind of random. | |
Mamiya lets out another one of those Black Tyranno screeches. | |
"Yeah, it's not the screeching, my ears are cold. And the mittens are so warm." | |
"Mars is it?" | |
And the light explodes. | |
Players of the game should know what's coming up. I know I did. | |
Yamamura starts marching towards the door, singing his drunk song again. | |
And gets electrocuted. | |
And makes a red light flash. | |
"Think he's alright?" | |
The camera just stares at the door for no less than twenty seconds. Just stares there. | |
FINALLY somebody comes out. | |
That's not good. | |
Curse isn't a load of hooey now, is it? | |
Why the hell not? | |
"Meaning stop standing around for me to magically stop liqufying and regain what flesh I've lost!" | |
Mura starts flailing around like some animatronic Pirates of the Carribean reject. | |
Kazuo, he's history. | |
Akiko, I said he's history. | |
HE'S HISTORY, DAMMIT! | |
They finally smart up and leave. | |
A chase down the hall. | |
Shot of the moon. | |
Akiko somehow comes to the conclusion that the moon means they can get out. | |
"Oh no. Akiko, did I ever tell you have lycanthropy?" | |
You probably can't figure out what this is, but they open the door to find somebody boarded it up. | |
No Kaz, we'll just turn to jelly and slush through the holes. Like that Alex Mack chick. | |
Akiko starts kind of jabbing it with a chair. | |
Kazuo picks up something and keeps it off screen most of the time. | |
I guess somebody forgot that the shadows can move in light anyway. | |
But that's okay, because the clouds start blocking out the moon. | |
And Emi's too stupid to move into the light. | |
So Akiko goes to move her sorry ass for her. | |
A lot of movement goes on between Akiko and Emi's hands. I can't tell exactly what's going on, but I do know it's annoyingly long. | |
Kazuo finally breaks through. | |
I AM THE CHAMPION! | |
"Yippee!" | |
"Oh no!" *POP* | |
MOST ANNOYING SCREAM IN THE MOVIE! And it wasn't even made by Asuka! | |
Akiko sure hauled ass out of there fast. | |
Insert Planet of the Apes reference of you choice here. | |
"Maybe I'll even jump into the furnace room like Yamamura." | |
Technically you do, but since your daughter's in there and all. | |
Kissy time? | |
Ah well, hugs are better. | |
This scene feels ripped off some love-war-movie. | |
"Maybe you would have talked some sense into me when I wanted to come here." | |
Well, this looks awfully familiar. | |
Kazuo lets out one last yell for Emi as he enters the black void. | |
Yamamura's also completely forgotten after he pointlessly dies. Let's take a moment to honor this brave man. | |
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