Suito Homu

Plucked Birds

"Oh noes!"

You got a creepy mother, kid.

"My scary shadow of a mother is home! I'm going to go greet her!"

Skipping down the hall with all the coordination of a special ed student.

And thus starts a lot of people calling out "Emi!"

"Welcome to my mansion. Enjoy your stay. BWA HA HA HA!!!"

What horror lies on the other side? The Grim Reaper? A guy in a goat maskabout to sacrifice Emi?

No, just a pillowfight between Emi and the shadow.

"Doesn't this just look like fun? Come on!"

Now that's a waste. Do you know how many birds gave their feathers for that pillow?

No he's not.

"Live" together, yeah...

Admiral Ackbar: It's a trap!
Peppy Hare: It's a trap!
Me: It's a trap!

Boy, Kazuo's dumb.

"Don't give me that attitude! I asked you a question!"

"Well, it's one of those possession things, where the ghost is parading around, possessed a human. You know what I'm talking about?"

Akiko preps a flashlight...

...points it at Emi...

...and the flashlight explodes.

"I'm not cleaning that up."

"It's amulet time!"

"The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!"

Okay, that's just disgusting.

See, I'm not the only one who thinks that.

"Aaaak! Burnies!"

Mura likes to put his feet up in the air.

...uh, some lights on the wall explode...

"What's he doing?"

"Hm, I wonder what happens when I do this?


"Oh boo hoo, I hurt my widdle hand." Well, Taguchi got ripped in half and his head beaten in, which I'm sure was way more painful.

So yeah, Kazuo's an idiot.

"Yes, I want to die!"

And he runs full force into the shadows.

Feathers just explode out, accompanied with noises like they're supposed to be bats or something, but this movie threw logic away with the whole pile of lava thing.

So, what, was Kazuo full of feathers, and got caught in a fan belt or something?

"Think he's alright?"

Okay, it's hard to tell what's going on here by the picture alone. The big black bulr to the left of the middle of the picture? That's Kazuo getting thrown out the door...

...with such a feminine scream that you'd break out laughing if you heard it...

...and he bounces off the wall...

...and slumps down into a sitting position.

"Why did you do such a stupid thing like that?"

"Beat it, we don't want your kind here!"

I would have taken the paintings magically appearing on the wall as a sign to get the hell out of here, but nooo-oooo....

Chapter 9: Noise
Chapter 11: Plot Development, Metal Gear Solid Style
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