Suito Homu |
The only good Asuka is an unconscious Asuka. | |
Please don't. | |
"I don't trust your father." | |
...err, if you're taking the car to the hospital, how is everyone else going to leave immediately? | |
"Stick your finger in the socket and make sure." | |
"But the oil tastes fine." | |
What? After all that stuff to Taguchi about not breaking things? | |
"Oh, you're such a strong man, Kazuo. Pick me up and carry me!" | |
At least she didn't impale herself on the steering wheel or something. That's just be messy. | |
"The slightest movement could shift stuff around and kill her." | |
"Yeahyeahyeah, she hit her head. She also totalled the car. I had just three payments left!" | |
"And I'll probably arrive just in time to save Yamamura-san from the burly truck-driver whose semi he screwed." | |
As if he'd really be able to do anything. | |
"Oh you know, burglars, kidnappings, mysterious deaths, you know." | |
I think I'm missing a scene here, but I can't be bothered to go find it. | |
It's the Ancients at work! | |
No, but how about WHEN IT LOOKS FRIGHTFULLY LIKE THOSE CREEPY PAINTINGS YOU FOUND IN THE DINING ROOM. | |
Best line in the movie. | |
"And I'm trying to be an idiot about this." | |
"It's like sandpaper soaked in honey. It's really weird." | |
By "any longer" she means three minutes. [/foreshadow] | |
*record scratch* | |
Nothing's happening to Kazuo. Now, there was Taguchi's run-in with Mamiya (which I don't think he even told anyone about) and Asuka hitting her head. | |
"What could happen to me? I broke some piece of car equipment that looks like a mine detector with my bare hands!" | |
"Oh, it's nothing about what you just said. I was just thinking about something I saw on Leno last night." | |
"You've never seen Headlines? It's the best!" | |
"It's not?" | |
Yeah, that's the way to win her heart. | |
Kazuo's a real Romeo. | |
Did I say a Romeo? I meant a friggin' Prince Charming! | |
"But what's going to be funny is if I ram my size four down your throat." | |
Because he's a man. | |
I'm half expecting her to club him with that thing right about now. | |
"Sure I do! And I think they're funny!" | |
Do you understand the meaning of life? | |
"No Taguchi's, nor Asuka's if she had any." | |
"That's what I just said." | |
"My dog died this morning." | |
*thunderclap* | |
"This vacation ended way too soon." | |
"Can't leave without my dorky hat." | |
"Hey, I'm all right!" | |
Emi seems to be taking the stuff away somewhere else, even though Akiko told her to stay and watch the place. | |
Love the detail of the blanket falling off the bed. Really, I don't mean that sarcastically. | |
This scene actually lasts about thirty seconds, and involves Emi just looking back and forth, even a short while after she says "Asuka?" | |
Stumbling down the hall like a drunk. | |
Maybe you should yell at her, rather than just wisper to yourself. | |
And Emi just dumps all her stuff on the floor. | |
What is that wall? It's like we've suddenly entered the Temple of Doom here. | |
"Nobody here." | |
"I guess I'll go wander around the creepy mansion looking for that insane bat." | |
The shadows start spinning around the room. It actually lasts about two minutes, and it's just a bunch of movement and noise, so I'll spare you the misery. | |
It took me about three viewings to figure out what that was. I originally thought it was the other end of the hallway. It's actually a light on the wall. | |
Third most irritating scream in the movie. Second is Asuka's scream as the beam falls, first is later. | |
Emi doesn't really run out, she more like speed walks out. | |
"Oh, sorry. I meant to say 'I scared the shadows'." | |
What is Kazuo pointing at? | |
My thoughts exactly. |
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