Apply For A Lemming Tribe

Oh no! Not another stupid personality test! Oh, you're not leaving just yet. This time, you're going to figure out which of the twelve tribes of Lemmingland you're from. Simply go through and answer the questions to the best of your ability. It's so easy a Cavelem could do it!

Before we go on, I would like to thank Jay Resop from the bottom of my heart. Not only did he help me code this, I encountered some major bugs in it which I would have never found with his help. You rock, dude.

   1. What fictional animal would you like to have for a pet?
Dragon, because they're the only mythological animals I know of.
Unicorn, because they're pretty, and in some cases they can fly.
Griffin, because lions and eagles are cool enough seperate, and they're REALLY rad together!
Chimera, three times the animal, three times the fun.
Phoenix, because it's on FIRE.
Minotaur, that way I can keep it in a giant maze and sacrifice others to it.
I hate animals.

   2. Which of the following weapons would you most likely pick to fight... oh, I dunno, zombies?
Mace or morning star
Those ninja throwing stars whose names I can't spell.
I don't like fighting. I'm a sissy who'd rather have the zombies eat my skin.

   3. Which Eternal Darkness Ancient is your favorite?
Chattur'gha. I like to smash things.
Xel'lotath. Psychic powers rule.
Ulyaoth. I'd like to control magical dimension portals.
Mantorok. Isn't he a good guy?
Cthulhu. Oh, uh, wait...

   4. Which of these activities is your favorite?
Video games, duh.
Vigorous excercise
Playing an instrument.
Burning ants with a magnifying glass and the sun. Hell, any insect will do.
Picking my nose.

   5. What is a buttress?
It's a structure design used in some large cathedtrals to help the building stay standing when the wind blows.
It's something you sleep on.
It's a house servant who's often stereotyped as having murdered somebody or stolen something.
It's a large block made up of four smaller blocks making various shapes like cubes, Z's, and L's.

   6. What is your favorite kind of meat?
Poultry. Tasty, but nothing too fancy.
Beef. Especially juicy, meaty steaks.
Pork. Sweet maple Jimmy Dean sausage, preferrably.
Fish. Partly to spite PETA and that "sea kitten" BS.
Anything so long as it was once living.
I'm a vegetarian.

   7. Do you still have your wisdom teeth?
No, I had them surgically removed.
No, I had them pulled.
No, I just whacked them out with a hammer.
What the hell does this have to do with my personality?

   8. Aside from Gameplay and Control, which element of a video game do you think is most imporant?
Blood content
The inclusion of a World War II dictator
It wasn't made by Acclaim

   9. Alien or Predator?
Arnold Shwartz... Schwartzen... Schwartzan... the Governator.
The "Game Over, Man! GAME OVER!" guy from Aliens
Jason Vorhees

   10. You have been given an adorable teddy bear as a gift. What are you going to do with it?
Play with it and take it to bed with me.
Put it on a shelf as a decoration.
Bury it and hope it grows into an Adorable Teddy Bear tree.
Tear it to pieces with a butcher's knife.
Eat it.

   11. Who would you like to see as president in the future?
The Governator
Bob Dole
Bill Gates
A perfect clone of George Washington
Spongebob Squarepants

   12. The bunny rabbits is coming!
That's not a question.
Woo! Target practice!
...shouldn't it be "The bunny rabbits are coming"?
The ants who ruin your dinner were better.
I think they are deadly poisonous Zanzibar hamsters...

   13. Who would you be most likely to go Trick or Treating as?
Darth Vader
Indiana Jones
Skeleton Richard Nixon
I'm a really fat, hairy male who want to dress up as a belly dancer.

   14. What's your favorite kind of music?
Rock and Roll
Anything's cool
I hate music

   15. Which of the following occupations interests you the most?
Professional Athlete
Facist Dictator

   16. A Red Slime draws near! Command?
What the hell, I'm playing Final Fantasy.

   17. How would you prefer to receive $.50?
Fifty pennies
Ten nickels
Five dimes
Two quarters
One half-dollar piece
In Skittles

   18. What instrument would you like to learn to play?
I wanna know how to make fart sounds with my armpit

   19. What mid-80s to early-90s cartoon is your favorite?
Real Ghostbusters
Garfield and Friends
He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Muppet Babies
Something you forgot! Shame on you!
Dude, these cartoons are old. Ed, Edd, and Eddy kicks all their asses.

   20. What did you think of this test?
I'm slightly amazed that none of the questions really had anything to do with lemmings.
It was kind of entertaining.
I'm tired of always getting "Classic"!
About halfway through, I just started clicking random responses.
Is it that hard to go to IMDb and look up "Schwarzenegger"?
Does ANYBODY click anything besides responses 1 and 5 on the buttress question?
...hee hee... butt...

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