Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the Hurricane Kick Chun Li's move?

Stop putting the star characters in the spine you assholes!

"Pfft. Stupid human, headbutting some inidentifiable white block."

Dee Jay gets excited over the strangest things.

Oh, you wacky Russian wrestler, you!

Guile just likes picking fights with everybody, huh?

"IIIII'm GAY!"

Whether they meant to be on the beaches of Normandy or the Bay of Pigs, they're some years and miles off...

...although not nearly as far off as Noah here.

Yeah, I don't think the giraffes are are the most interesting thing in your sights, dears.